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• Sky News Tells Its Viewers To Get Behind George Pell, All 12 Of Them

  By theunozblog on 04/03/2019 • ( 1 )

  

  Niche news channel Sky News has sent out a rally cry for all of it’s viewers to get behind convicted pedophile George Pell. The network was hopeful of reaching all of it’s viewers, all 12 of them. “It’s times like… Read More ›

• Report: 97% Of Comments On One Nation Facebook Page Riddled With Spelling And Grammatical Errors

  By theunozblog on 27/02/2019 • ( 2 )

  

  Recent research of One Nation social media accounts has found that 97% of comments from their supporters contain either spelling or grammatical errors. The study found that most One Nation supporters don’t know “their shit”, or that they are shit… Read More ›

• Asbestos Victims To Give Julie Bishop A 21 Wheeze Salute

  By theunozblog on 22/02/2019 • ( 1 )

  

  Australia’s Asbestos victims have joined the parade of people paying tribute to former Foreign Minister Julie Bishop by announcing that they plan to deliver a 21 wheeze salute in honour of the former Member for Curtain. “It’s the absolute least… Read More ›

• Government To Appoint Joe Hockey Ambassador To Mars After Learning That America Is Too Close To Stop Him From Stuffing Things Up

  By theunozblog on 21/02/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister Scott Morrison has announced that current Ambassador to America Joe Hockey will be moved to a new role as Ambassador to Mars in the coming weeks. The move is designed to ensure Ambassador Hockey is far, far away… Read More ›

• Cormann Shocked To Learn That The Pizza Hut CEO Doesn’t Personally Deliver Everybody’s Pizzas

  By theunozblog on 20/02/2019 • ( 1 )

  

  Minister for Numbers Matthias Cormann has revealed his shock at learning that not all Pizza Hut customers receive their pizzas personally delivered to them on a silver platter by the company’s CEO. “When I found out the information I was… Read More ›

• Richard Di Natale “Furious” Cyber Attackers Overlooked The Greens

  By theunozblog on 19/02/2019 • ( 1 )

  

  Senator Richard Di Natale has expressed his displeasure that the Greens weren’t one of the political parties subject to a cyber-attack reported on Monday. The attack on Parliament’s servers by a “sophisticated state actor” only targeted the Liberal, Labor and… Read More ›