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Hanson To Pay The Unemployed 10c For Every One Nation Candidate That They Pick Up Off The Ground
Senator Pauline Hanson has proposed a new work for the dole scheme whereby the unemployed would be paid 10 cents for every One Nation candidate that they pick up off the ground and take to a council depot to be… Read More ›
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National Party Regroup To Focus On Appealing To Their Base ‘The Swinging Voter’
The National party has bandied together and pledged to put the year 2018 behind them and focus on getting back to basics and appealing to their base, the swinging voter. “Last year we drifted off track and off message and… Read More ›
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Abbott Thrilled To Receive Lump of Coal in Christmas Stocking
Ex-PM Tony Abbott has talked of his excitement about opening his stocking on Christmas morning to find a lump of coal stuffed in there. “I’ve been a bit of a prick all year, just trying to make it on Santa’s… Read More ›
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Christmas Crisis Deepens: Deported Santa Places All Australians On Naughty List
Several days after being detained by Australian Border Force, Santa Claus has been deported by Australian immigration for not having appropriate documentation to enter the country. In the early hours of this morning, Santa Claus boarded a Jetstar flight to… Read More ›
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The (un)Australian’s Person Of The Year 2018
The (un)Australian‘s Person of the Year award is one of the most anticipated events of the year, with defamation lawyers everywhere especially keen to see the list. This year Team (un)Australian spent weeks/months/all year putting off putting together the list… Read More ›
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Christmas Crisis: Santa Transferred To Christmas Island For Processing
Days after his detention in Sydney for failing to clear customs, Santa Claus has been transferred to Christmas Island as the government processes his visa application and decides what to do with the iconic figure. The previously decommissioned site has… Read More ›
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