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NSW Government To Demolish Luna Park To Build World’s Largest Pokies Machine
The NSW Government has announced today that Luna Park situated on the harbour at Milsons point will be bulldozed and replaced with the World’s largest Pokies machine. “We’ve listened to the people of Sydney and realised that this city doesn’t… Read More ›
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Channel 10 Signs Dastyari And Sandilands Netflix Subscriptions Surge
Netflix Australia has sent Channel 10 a gift basket to thank them for signing two of Australia’s most despised figures, Sam Dastyari and Kyle Sandilands which has resulted in a surge of new subscribers to the online streaming service. “Channel… Read More ›
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Andrew Bolt Proposes Burning Green Bags As An Alternate Energy Source
Plastic bag enthusiast Andrew Bolt has called on the Government to consider burning green bags as an alternate energy source as part of the upcoming National Energy guarantee. “What use are green bags,” said Andrew Bolt. “If like me you… Read More ›
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Colleagues Question Whether Abbott’s ‘Culture War’ Medals Are Legit
Following revelations of LNP candidate Trevor Ruthenberg’s war medal confusion, members of the Coalition have begun to cast aspersions over their colleague Tony Abbott’s war medals that he claims he won in the ‘culture wars.’ “No one believes for a… Read More ›
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The Queen Recommends Trump Take A Driving Tour Of Paris
Donald Trump fresh off his visit to Buckingham palace to meet the Queen has spoken of his fondness for the Monarch and how welcoming Her Majesty was. “What a great person, wonderful to chat with. We talked about politics, corgis,… Read More ›
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England Shocked To Learn That Home Is Actually France
The entire country of England was shocked overnight to learn that home is now located in France following the French team’s World Cup victory over Croatia. “Well they fooled me, I thought all along the whole country saying ‘it’s coming… Read More ›
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