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New Zealand Offers Asylum To Australia’s Live Export Sheep
The New Zealand Government has reached out to Australia to offer asylum to any sheep affected by the cruel process of live exporting. “We think it is barbaric and cruel that these sheep are subjected to inhumane conditions then left… Read More ›
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James Hewitt To Walk Meghan Markle Down The Aisle
Breaking news from Buckingham Palace today is that Captain James Hewitt will be walking Royal bride-to-be Meghan Markle down the aisle. The world’s media has reported that Ms Markle’s father, Thomas, will not be able to walk her down the… Read More ›
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Nation Of Horny Men Hoping Meghan Markle Has A Pippa Middleton In Family Tree
As many media outlets and “Royal Watchers” gear up in excitement for Prince Harry’s marriage to Meghan Markle, they have been outshone by a larger and more vocal group of enthusiasts. It’s expected that as many as 80% of England’s… Read More ›
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Prince Philip Plans On Gifting Harry Poland As Wedding Gift
Prince Philip has been telling his friends of his plans to gift his Grandson Harry and his new bride Meghan Markle Poland in celebration of their upcoming wedding. “The Prince is most excited about Harry’s upcoming wedding and has put… Read More ›
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Dutton To Make It Easier For White People To Get Through Airport Security
Minister for Home Affairs Peter Dutton has pledged to make it easier for white people to travel by giving them a clearer path through airport security with the Federal police being given the power to ‘randomly’ stop people at airports… Read More ›
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“Mine’s Bigger Than Yours” Says Shorten To Turnbull
Opposition leader Bill Shorten has taunted the Prime Minister after an encounter in a Canberra bathroom by pointing out how much bigger his was than Mr Turnbulls. “I was actually shocked at how small Mr Turnbull’s was, I mean mine… Read More ›
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