Author Archives
-
Peter Dutton Labels Victoria A S***hole
Minister for Home Affairs Peter Dutton has ramped up his attack on the State of Victoria by labelling it ‘a s***hole.’ “Look I stand by my statement that Victoria is, pardon the French a s***hole,” said an unrepentent Minister Dutton…. Read More ›
-
President Trump Sells Naming Rights For White House To McDonald’s
American President Donald Trump has announced that he has sold the naming rights for the White House to McDonald’s in exchange for free cheeseburgers for life. “What a great deal and what a beautiful name, ‘The McDonald’s Quarter Pounder White… Read More ›
-
Dastyari Calls For NYE Fireworks To Be Moved To Chinese New Year
Soon to be former Senator Sam Dastyari has called upon the NSW State Government to move the traditional New Year’s Eve fireworks from New Year’s Eve to the Chinese new year, which falls on the 16th of February. “It just… Read More ›
-
BBL To Release New Merchandise: Team Coloured Divorce Papers
The Big Bash League has announced that following this years successful season launch that they will be rushing out new lines of merchandise, with the first item to be wheeled out being team coloured BBL divorce papers. “We’ve received a… Read More ›
-
PM To Hold Postal Plebiscite On When Hot Cross Buns Should Be Sold
Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has announced that his Government will hold another postal plebiscite, this time to decide when hot cross buns should go on sale. “Everyone absolutely loved the last postal plebiscite so why not do it all again?… Read More ›
-
Australian Selectors To Rush Geoff ‘Swampy’ Marsh Into Side For Boxing Day Test
Following a dominant day one performance from the English batsmen the Australian selectors have announced that they will rush in former opening batsman and Father of Mitch and Sean, Geoff ‘Swampy’ Marsh into the team for the Boxing day test…. Read More ›
The (un)Australian 