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Bridget Abbott In Line To Replace Clarke For Second Test
Sources close to Australian cricket selectors have told The (un)Australian that Bridget Abbott, the 21-year-old daughter of the prime minister, was front-runner to replace captain Michael Clarke should he not recover from his back injury in time for the Second Test… Read More ›
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Collingwood FC: Casual Racism Leads To Profits
Collingwood Football Club are set to report strong profits after a year marred by racial controversy. “We’re feeling about as big as King Kong after this result” said a jubilant Eddy McGuire. “If it wasn’t for this nations casual approach… Read More ›
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Andrew Bolt To Present Carols By Candlelight
Journalist and broadcaster Andrew Bolt will host the 2014 Vision Australia Carols by Candlelight on Christmas Eve. In a statement announcing who would be the host, Vision Australia justified the decision by saying that “as the gift that keeps on… Read More ›
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Scott Morrison One Step Closer To Life-Long Dream Of Global Domination
Evil supervillain and Immigration minister Scott Morrison could be heard cackling loudly to himself in his office at Parliament House after his immigration bill passed the Senate in the early hours of December 5, a source told The (Un)Australian. “HAHAHAHA, my… Read More ›
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Nobody Actually Thinks Islam Is A Race, Study Finds
New research has found that almost nobody literally believes Islam is a race. An article published in the McMahon University Journal of Theology by Dr Rainald Robertson posed the controversial question: “Does anyone actually believe that Islam is a race?”… Read More ›
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Morrison ‘Deeply Disappointed’ With Hanson-Young’s Stance
The Minister for Immigration and Boarder Protection, Scott Morrison, is reportedly “surprised and deeply disappointed” by the strong opposition with which his attempt to reintroduce Temporary Protection Visas has been met by Greens Senator Sarah Hanson-Young. On Thursday afternoon, Morrison… Read More ›
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