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Shorten To Go On Long Service Leave With Abbott To Take Over As Opposition Leader
Opposition leader Bill Shorten has announced that he will take his long service leave commencing next week. Stepping up as his replacement will be the Member for Warringah Tony Abbott. “I have been in charge for a while now and… Read More ›
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Abbott Demands NRL Replace Macklemore With The Village People
Tony Abbott has taken to Twitter to demand that the NRL replace US rapper Macklemore as the entertainment choice for this Sunday’s Grand Final with a more appropriate act like the Village People. “Sport should not be political. This Macklemore… Read More ›
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Local Man Becomes Target Of ‘Shallow State’ Conspiracy
A Wanda Beach man has been forced to go into hiding after becoming the subject of a campaign of harassment from very low level government employees. “Ever since I expressed the view at a barbie that Donald Trump’s hair wasn’t… Read More ›
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ABS Confirms Postal Survey Votes Not Valid Unless Posted On Social Media
The Australian Bureau of Statistics has confirmed today that votes in the marriage equality postal survey will not be counted unless they have been posted on social media prior to being returned. “There is no point holding this vote unless… Read More ›
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Senator Malcolm Roberts Demands ABC’s Ultimo HQ Be Covered In Tin Foil
One Nation Senator for now Malcolm Roberts has demanded that the Government cover the ABC’s Ultimo headquarters in tin foil if it wants his vote to pass new media ownership laws. “The ABC is out of control and it’s time… Read More ›
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NRL Confident That Finals Crowd Numbers Will Reach Double Figures
Following on from a disapointing turn out to week one of the finals the NRL has confidently predicted that week two of the finals will bring the crowds back and are hopeful of crowd numbers reaching double or even triple… Read More ›
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