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Calls For AFL Player Bachar Houli’s On-Field Strike To Be Declared A Terrorist Incident
Talk back radio is up in arms today over Richmond player Bachar Houli’s two week suspension for striking Carlton player Jed Lamb, with callers suggesting Houli’s actions be declared a terrorist incident. Calling in to radio station 6DF’s show, Footy,… Read More ›
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Andrew Bolt Calls For Christopher Pyne To Be Hung For Treason
Conservative commentator and founder of the Tony Abbott fan club, Andrew Bolt has demanded that Junior Minister for Defence, Christopher Pyne be hung for treason. The call comes after a recording of Minister Pyne has emerged where he claimed marriage… Read More ›
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Greens Karaoke Night Ends In A Fight Over Lee Rhiannon’s Song Choice
The Australian Greens are today in damage control after an end of Parliament karaoke night celebration ended up as a massive brawl in the Canberra suburb of Manuka. A source close to the party explained to The (un)Australian that the… Read More ›
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Pauline Hanson Calls On People To Start Punching Koalas
One Nation leader Pauline Hanson, fresh off calling for the internment of muslims and the isolation of special needs children has today called on her fellow Australians to punch a koala in the face. Believeing that a bit of physical… Read More ›
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Abbott Calls For An End To Vaccinating Kids Against Islamophobia
Former Prime Minister and aspiring Opposition leader Tony Abbott has called on parents to stop vaccinating their children against Islamophobia. Speaking to The (un)Australian Mr Abbott talked through his call saying: “Look as a former Minister for Health I can… Read More ›
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London Apartment Fire Nominated For Nobel Prize In Economics
Less than an a week since an apartment tower in Grenfell in London was incinerated in a preventable inferno, the Nobel Prize Committee has announced that the fire will be one of the finalists for the Nobel Prize in Economics… Read More ›
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