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• Malcolm Roberts Flabbergasted To Be Kneed In The Groin After Wolf Whistling Ronda Rousey

  By theunozblog on 22/03/2017 • ( 1 )

  

  Senator Malcolm Roberts has petitioned the senate to debate outlawing women from kneeing men in the groin as a reaction to being wolf whistled. The move comes following an incident involving the Senator and former UFC champion Ronda Rousey. Speaking… Read More ›

• Andrew Bolt Postpones Karaoke Night Until Section 18c Is Amended

  By theunozblog on 21/03/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  News Corp columnist and President of the Tony Abbott fan club Andrew Bolt, has decided to postpone his annual karaoke party until after Section 18c of the racial discrimination act is amended. Speaking to The (un)Australian Mr Bolt explained the… Read More ›

• Dutton Tells CEO’s To Stop Talking About Workplace Bullying And Talk to Ray Hadley Instead

  By theunozblog on 17/03/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Federal Immigration Minister and aspiring super villain Peter Dutton has attacked the nation’s CEO’s over their continued input into matters that he feels doesn’t concern them. The issues Minister Dutton singled out in particular were marriage equality and workplace bullying…. Read More ›

• Renshaw And Cummins To Battle It Out For ‘Nice Young Man’ role.

  By theunozblog on 16/03/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Patrick Cummins’ arrival in India will trigger a showdown for the much coveted role of ‘Nice Young Man’ (NYM) in the Australian men’s test cricket team. For many years the Australian policy of only having one genuinely pleasant person in… Read More ›

• Coopers And One Nation Launch “Keeping It White” Campaign

  By theunozblog on 14/03/2017 • ( 1 )

  

  Following the unheralded success of their “Keeping it Light” campaign with The Bible Society, Coopers Brewery have looked to maintain their momentum with their new collaboration with political party, One Nation; “Keeping it White”. In a media release on their… Read More ›

• Hanson Shocked To Learn That Less Than 5% Of West Australians Identify As Racist Bigots

  By theunozblog on 14/03/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Following Saturday’s disastrous result in the Western Australian Election, One Nation’s leader Pauline Hanson has revealed her surprise that less than 5% of West Australians identify as racist bigots. Speaking to The (un)Australian Senator Hanson spoke of her shock, saying:… Read More ›