Senator Malcolm Roberts has petitioned the senate to debate outlawing women from kneeing men in the groin as a reaction to being wolf whistled. The move comes following an incident involving the Senator and former UFC champion Ronda Rousey.
Speaking to The (un)Australian in a high pitched voice, Senator Roberts said of the incident: “I saw Ronda walking down the street, gave her a wolf whistle and a wink and next thing you know she comes over, I assumed for a hug but she kneed me in the groin.”
“I mean the nerve of her, I was simply paying her a compliment and that’s how she treats me. You know some women like to be whistled at, they usually give me a smile, through pursed lips.”
“I’d hate to imagine what she would’ve done if I’d asked her to show us your tits.”
Ronda Rousey was unavailable for comment, however her representatives did offer for her to meet the Senator in the not too distant future, in an UFC octagon or street fight.