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Man Who Scored A Hundred In The Backyard At Mum’s Filthy At Missing Test Selection
Peakhurst backyard cricketer Peter ‘Greenie’ Green is filthy at the Australian cricket selectors after he was not considered for the third Test against South Africa despite scoring an unbeaten century in the backyard of his mum’s house on a seaming… Read More ›
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Greg Norman Chokes Upon Receiving Phone Call From The Australian PM
American accented Australian golfer Greg Norman has revealed to the world’s media that his initial reaction upon receiving a phone call from Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull was to choke, before recovering to take the call. The Australian Prime Minister… Read More ›
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Pauline Hanson Calls For A Ban On Chardonnay And All Other Drinks That She Can’t Spell
One Nation Leader Pauline Hanson has called on Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull to act in the interests of everyday Australians and ban the sale of chardonnay and any other drink that she can’t spell as a way to counter the… Read More ›
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60 Minutes Lands ‘Exclusive Interview’ With A Piece Of Dog Poo
Journalists (sic) from Channel 9’s 60 minutes program are excited to announce that they have outbid their rivals in securing an exclusive interview with a piece of dog poo that has been living on the streets of the Gold Coast…. Read More ›
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Turnbull Looking Forward To Visiting Washington To Fellate President Trump
Prime Minister Turnbull fresh off a phone-call to US President elect Donald Trump has announced that he looks forward to visiting Washington to not only meet Mr Trump but to also fellate him. Speaking to The (un)Australian a jubilant Mr… Read More ›
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NRL Praises Cronulla’s Improvement In Quality Of Off -Field Scandals
The NRL has issued a statement commending the 2016 Premiership winning Cronulla Sharks for lifting not only on-field but off-field in the aftermath of Cronulla player Ben Barba’s sacking for cocaine use. A spokesperson for the NRL told The (un)Australian about Cronulla: “What a… Read More ›
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