Pauline Hanson Calls For  A Ban On Chardonnay And All Other Drinks That She Can’t Spell


One Nation Leader Pauline Hanson has called on Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull to act in the interests of everyday Australians and ban the sale of chardonnay and any other drink that she can’t spell as a way to counter the elites of society.

Speaking to The (un)Australian Senator Hanson explained her call, saying: “The left wing elites swilling their chardonnay sneer at the average knock about Australian like myself, what’s wrong with a West Coast Cooler? Or a Bacardi Breezer? I bet President Trump doesn’t drink Chardonnay, he’s just like us you know he eats his Kentucky Fried Chicken like you and me, admittedly with cutlery but what’s wrong with that?”

When reached for comment on the proposed Chardonnay ban Prime Minister Turnbull was reflective, saying: “Look let’s not go overboard, admittedly I’m more a pinot man myself but I will have the occasional chardonnay, provided it’s been properly cellared.”

“I tell you what I will have Pauline over to my Point Piper residence we’ll quaff some sherry and discuss how best to beat the elites. Exciting times, now if you’ll excuse me I’m off to the shops to grab some snacks a little beluga and some truffles will go nicely with sherry.”

Mark Williamson

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