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Senator Roberts Calls For Banning Clouds As They Could Harbour Terrorists
One Nation Senator and holder of Australia’s largest collection of tin foil hats Malcolm Roberts has demanded the government ban clouds in the sky as they could be used to harbour terrorists. Of his cloud concerns, Senator Roberts told The (un)Australian:… Read More ›
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Derryn Hinch Pissed About Being Accused Of Being Pissed
Senator and beard enthusiast Derryn Hinch has been revealed to be mightily pissed off about being accused of being pissed after an alleged night on the piss. Speaking to The (un)Australian Senator Hinch spoke of his anger, saying: “How dare… Read More ›
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Embarrased Pauline Hanson Admits To Self-Plagarisism
In an embarrassing admission after days of speculation, Senator Pauline Hanson has finally acknowledged that her maiden speech was accidentally plagiarised from her own earlier maiden speech delivered in 1996. “I guess I’ve done a Melania,” she said, adding she had… Read More ›
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Derryn Hinch Calls For Parliamentary Privilege To Cover Lynch Mobs
Senator and two-time contempt of court convictee Derryn Hinch has used his maiden speech in parliament to call for parliamentary privilege to cover lynch mobs after his plans to publicly lynch a few paedophiles fell through. “To celebrate my election… Read More ›
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Jarryd Hayne Warned About Consorting With Noted Criminal ‘The Hamburglar’
NRL player-for-now Jarryd Hayne has been warned by Gold Coast Police to stop hanging out with noted criminal ‘The Hamburglar’ after the pair were spotted sharing a thick shake in a McDonald’s car park. Detective Inspector Peter Pepper of the… Read More ›
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Baird To Exempt Venues Playing Music Through Poker Machines From Lockout Laws
NSW Premier Mike Baird will amend his controversial lockout laws to exclude any venue playing music, as long as the music is being played through a poker machine. The decision came following the Callinan Report into NSW’s lockout laws, which… Read More ›
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