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• Australia’s Vegans Demand Constitutional Recognition

  By theunozblog on 22/08/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian’s vegans have demanded that they be recognised in the constitution calling on the Government to hold a referendum as soon as possible. A spokesperson for the Vegan lobby group Vegans Are Great, Trevor Pineapple spoke to The (un)Australian about… Read More ›

• Section 18c Of The Racial Discrimination Act To Blame For Budget Deficit

  By theunozblog on 19/08/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Conservative commentators have declared that Section 18c of the Racial Discrimination act is to blame for Australia’s run of budget deficits and are calling on the Turnbull Government to act to fix it. Leading the charge against 18c is the… Read More ›

• Malcolm Turnbull Confuses Hipster With Homeless In Melbourne

  By theunozblog on 18/08/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s second longest serving Prime Minister of the last 2 years, Malcolm Turnbull has confused a hipster with a homeless person in Melbourne and inadvertently given the hipster $5. A spokesperson for the Prime Minister explained the mistake, saying: “Easy… Read More ›

• Swimming Australia Calls For More Funding For More Medals

  By theunozblog on 16/08/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Swimming Australia fresh off a disappointing Rio Olympics medal haul has called on the Australian Federal Government to increase funding to our swimmers in order to win more medals. A spokesperson for Swimming Australia spoke to The (un)Australian about the… Read More ›

• Pauline Hanson Calls For Royal Commission Into How Australians Use The Toilet

  By theunozblog on 15/08/2016 • ( 0 )

  

  One Nation Senator Pauline Hanson has called upon the Turnbull government to hold a Royal Commission into how Australians use their toilets. It follows reports that the Australian Tax Office has recently installed squat toilets for its employees. Speaking to The (un)Australian,… Read More ›

• Mentally Unstable Swagman Drowns Himself In Local Billabong

  By theunozblog on 12/08/2016 • ( 1 )

  

  Three troopers are undergoing counselling after a routine arrest turned to tragedy when the suspect threw himself into a waterhole and drowned. “That escalated rather quickly,” a distraught trooper Andrew Patterson told The (un)Australian. “At most the poor guy was… Read More ›