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AFL Announces Women’s League So That Sexual Harassment Is Kept In House
The AFL has announced a new womens league will kick off in 2017 with Melbourne, the Western Bulldogs, Carlton, Collingwood, Fremantle, the Brisbane Lions, Greater Western Sydney and Adelaide part of the eight-team competition. Eddie McGuire who is the womens… Read More ›
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Tony Abbott Tipped To Challenge Fake Tradie
Former Prime Minister and passionate onion eater Tony Abbott has been canvassing colleagues to ascertain if he has the numbers to challenge the Liberal Party’s Fake Tradie. Fake Tradie has taken the social media world by storm since he debuted… Read More ›
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Eddie McGuire Offers To Drown Mick Malthouse To Prove He’s Not Sexist
Collingwood President Eddie McGuire has today offered to drown former Collingwood coach Mick Malthouse in order to prove that he is not sexist, but rather just a thug. McGuire’s offer to drown Malthouse comes after he has been called to… Read More ›
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Bill Shorten To Change His Name To Donkey
In what some people are calling the longest and most boring election campaign in history, it finally looks like there could be an interesting twist. Documents leaked exclusively to The (un)Australian reveal that with less than 2 weeks left until… Read More ›
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America’s NRA Implores Bob Katter To Show Some Respect For Victims Of Gun Violence
The United State’s National Rifle Association has today sent a message to maverick Australian politician Bob Katter to withdraw his election ad that shows Katter shooting dead rival politicians on the grounds of respect. An NRA spokesperson told The (un)Australian: “We respect Bob… Read More ›
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Election Day Cake Stalls Banned Due To Nut Allergies
The Australian Electoral Commission has announced today that no election day cake stalls will be allowed this year due to the threat posed to voters with nut allergies. A spokesperson for the AEC said: “People should be allowed to vote without being… Read More ›
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