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Channel 10 To Launch New Show I’m A Celebrity’s Sibling Get Me The Hell Out Of Here
Following the success of I’m a Celebrity Get Me The Hell Out Of Here Network 10 has moved to cash in on the phenomenon by announcing the spin off show, I’m a Celebrity’s Sibling Get Me The Hell Out Of Here…. Read More ›
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KKK Keen To Have Tony Abbott Speak To Them About The Importance Of Families
American bed sheet enthusiasts and occasional racists the Ku Klux Klan have extended an invitation to fellow Christian Tony Abbott to address them on his upcoming tour of the United States. Mr Abbott has headed to America to address the Alliance… Read More ›
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Cardinal Pell May Miss Royal Commission Hearing Due To Bout Of ‘Justicitis’
“George is feeling pretty unwell and not really up to flying to Australia for your hearing,” Cardinal George Pell’s doctor has written in a letter to the Royal Commission Into Child Sexual Abuse. Although the exact details of Pell’s illness… Read More ›
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Lockout Laws To Be Expanded To Cover Pet Shops And RSPCA To Protect NRL Players
Sydney’s controversial lockout laws, which prevent entry to a licensed establishment after 1:30 am, will be expanded next week to include pet shops, the RSPCA and any residence that houses a canine. The change has been brought in to protect NRL players from… Read More ›
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Jacqui Lambie Pledges Allegiance To A Box Of Oats
Independent Tasmanian Senator Jacqui Lambie has posted a video on Youtube that sees her pledge allegiance to a box of oats as part of her Australia day celebrations. Speaking to The (un)Australian Senator Lambie explained the bizarre video, “Look I’m… Read More ›
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Eric Abetz Demands Malcolm Turnbull Appoint Tony Abbott Australian Of The Year
Senator Eric Abetz, the Coalition’s closest link to the Third Reich has demanded Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull override the Australian Of The Year selection panel and appoint former Prime Minister Tony Abbott as Australian of the year. Speaking to The… Read More ›
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