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Public Holiday In Honour Of Pokie Machines To Launch Next Year
Australia will gain a new public holiday next year to be held in early March, in honour of the humble pokie machine. Every citizen will be encouraged to spend a dollar or a pay cheque in support of the machine…. Read More ›
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Australia’s All Blacks Win Rugby World Cup Final
Australians everywhere are celebrating the win of the Australian rugby team the All Blacks in Twickenham early Sunday morning. “It’s so great that we beat the other team.” Said Sydneysider James Jackson. “Once again we Aussies are the world champions!… Read More ›
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Unbreakable James Reyne Codes Helped ASIO Win The Cold War
Recently declassified ASIO documents have revealed that James Reynes were used to transmit sensitive top secret data that could not be broken by Soviet spy agencies. “Every song that James Reyne sang actually contained coded information that could only be… Read More ›
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Greenpeace Push Stranded Bluebottles Back Into Ocean
A sore and exhausted band of Greenpeace volunteers have successfully pushed a pod of bluebottles back into the Pacific Ocean after they stranded themselves on North Cronulla beach. “My hands are all stingy and my back is stuffed from bending… Read More ›
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Barnaby Joyce Challenges The World Health Organisation To A Punch Up After School
Minister for Agriculture and Water Resources Barnaby Joyce has challenged the World Health Organisation (WHO) to meet him after school in the playground for a punch up after the UN body made disparaging remarks about red meat. Mr Joyce visibly… Read More ›
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Archaeologists Baffled By Purpose Of Squash Courts
Archaeologists admit they still do not know who built the vast and mysterious abandoned ruins known as “squash courts” that can be found all over suburban Sydney. “We believe they were constructed by an ancient civilisation that flourished in the… Read More ›
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