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Scott Morrison Reluctantly Ecstatic About Treasurer Appointment
Fresh from being sworn in as the new Treasurer at Government House, The (un)Australian was able to sit down for a brief interview with the normally reticent Scott Morrison. Looking somewhat flushed and bouncing occasionally in his seat, Mr Morrison… Read More ›
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Britons ‘Relieved’ David Cameron Merely Screwed Dead Pig
The mood on UK streets today was “relieved” after allegations Prime Minister David Cameron had merely performed a sexual act on a dead pig as part an initiation ritual into an exclusive Oxford University secret society, and not a live… Read More ›
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US Considers Joe Hockey’s Appointment As Ambassador An Act Of War
Australia’s relationship with the United States is at breaking point, with revelations over the weekend that former treasurer Joe Hockey is to be appointed as Australia’s next ambassador to the United States. Sources suggest the US is treating the move as… Read More ›
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Facebook Introduces Shrug Button
Facebook announced this week it will be introducing a button that indicates no opinion at all. The button will sit alongside the ‘like’ and ‘dislike’ buttons, and will allow users to express a complete emotional void towards the activities of… Read More ›
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Stoner’s Facebook Page Best Evidence For Dangers of Smoking Too Much Dope
Medical researchers have cited the Facebook page of a north coast pr-marijuana advocate as the best scientific evidence yet that smoking too much dope is bad for your brain. “I’ve never seen a more clear cut illustration of how being… Read More ›
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Thailand Asks Australia For Tips On Democracy
Thailand has asked Australia to send consultants to Bangkok to help them implement “Australian” democracy. General Prayuth Chan-ocha, who was nominated last year as Prime Minister in a legislature hand picked by the junta and made up of mostly military… Read More ›
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