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Overweight Dinosaur Found Preserved In Mud Cake
Russian palaeontologists have announced the discovery of a complete fossil of an obese dinosaur in Siberian mud cake deposits. “We theorise that the Boombahsaurus has become bogged down in the mud cake while feeding and then been covered over by… Read More ›
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Bloody Carnage From Adam Goodes’ Race War Grows
Days after Sydney Swans star and Australian of the Year, Adam Goodes declared a race war on white Australia by performing a traditional Aboriginal war dance after kicking a goal against Carlton, the death and destruction continue to spread. The… Read More ›
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Man Sues Catholic High School For Not Being Molested
Gary Coates 44 from Woy Woy is an ordinary looking Aussie bloke, he likes a drink at the pub, loves driving his ute and enjoys training his greyhound with local protected fauna, but outside appearances can be deceiving. Mentally Gary… Read More ›
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Push To Ban Buzzfeed After Epidemic Of Blown Minds
Mental health experts have called for authorities to take strong action against Buzzfeed after what they described as an “out-of-control epidemic” of people with their “minds totally blown” after visiting the well-known internet site. “The issue is extremely serious,”… Read More ›
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Australians Who Travel Overseas To Vote In Same Sex Marriage Referendums To Be Stripped of Dual Citizenship
The federal government has unveiled a controversial new plan that will allow Immigration Minister Peter Dutton to strip Australian dual citizens who travel overseas to participate in equal rights referenda of their Australian citizenship. The move comes as up to… Read More ›
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Brandis Competency In Question Over Too-Generous Arts Budget
A fortnight after its delivery, Joe Hockey’s ‘dull’ budget is causing unexpected consternation within the LNP, with sources close to the leadership saying questions have been raised over George Brandis’ future after the Arts Minister and Attorney-General was forced to… Read More ›
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