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Floyd Mayweather Approached To Host Top Gear
Undefeated boxing champion Floyd Mayweather has been approached by BBC executives about filling the Top Gear hosting position vacated by Jeremy Clarkson earlier this year. In March, Clarkson was dismissed from Top Gear after a fracas with a BBC producer. His… Read More ›
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2016 Logies Cancelled Due To Lack Of Interest
After what many describe as TV’s night of nights, TV week and Channel 9 have decided to cancel the 2016 logies due to a lack of interest. One highly intoxicated Chanel 9 TV executive told the Un-Australian “We are cancelling… Read More ›
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Mayor Warns Women Not To Be Born To Avoid Assault
Wodonga mayor Kelvin Stack has warned women not to be born, saying it was “an invitation for someone to take advantage of you”. The mayor said that recent assaults, harassment, rapes and murders of women were “tragic reminders” of what could be… Read More ›
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State Funeral Announced For Baltimore’s Broken Windows
Amid unprecedented scenes of national mourning, United States authorities have announced a state funeral for all the glass windows smashed in the outbreak of violence in the Maryland city of Baltimore since Monday night. What began as a standard, run-of-the-mill cycle of police killing a… Read More ›
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Charlie Hebdo To Share Free Speech Award With ISIS
In the wake of protests by a number of members and supporters, literary organisation, the PEN American Centre has announced that the ironically awkwardly named “2015 PEN/Toni and James C. Goodale Freedom of Expression Courage Award”, which was originally to… Read More ›
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Cody Simpson Replaces Zayn Malik As Fifth Member Of One Direction
Gold Coast pop sensation and anti-vaccination campaigner Cody Simpson has been unveiled as the fifth member of One Direction. Founding member of the band, Zayn Malik, was forced to leave the group earlier this month after exhibiting behavioural traits conducive… Read More ›
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