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I Still Call Australia Europe
After the confusion of winning The Asian Cup, Australia woke up yesterday to the news that it was all an act and is actually still part of Europe. Austria discovered the mistake and rectified the error immediately. ‘We have put Greece… Read More ›
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Radio Host Calls For ‘Benign Fascist Junta To Shoot Anyone I Don’t Like’
With the nation still reeling from at least two elections in a row not won by the party favoured by Melbourne shock jock Tom Ellliott, on top of disturbingly low polls for the Tom Elliott-backed Prime Minister Tony Abbott, 3AW’s… Read More ›
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Comics Await Possible Post-Spill Reshuffle With Trepidation
In the wake of the failed federal Liberal leadership spill, comics around the country are nervously awaiting possible fallout, with a potential Cabinet reshuffle reportedly being their major fear. Carlita Saunders, spokesperson for Australian Political Comics for Cheap and Easy Jokes, said their… Read More ›
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Weekend (un)Australian: Satirists Divided Over Abbott Leadership
“Please, please, please, we are begging you, do not remove Tony Abbott as prime minister,” sobbed a statement directed at the federal Liberal Party cabinet that was released today by the Australian Political Comics For Cheap And Easy Gags, an… Read More ›
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Man Claims Credit For Abbott’s Woes, Citing Critical Tweets
Bradley McKenny, a 31-year-old IT consultant from Marrickville, has taken credit for growing speculation that Tony Abbott’s days as prime minister may be numbered, citing his persistent campaign of tweets critiquing Abbott’s policies and performance in the Lodge. “It is… Read More ›
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Wyatt Roy Refuses To Come Out of Room Until Mummy and Daddy Promise To Stop Fighting
The member for Longman Wyatt Roy has reportedly been locked in his office for the past twenty seven hours and is refusing to come out. Sources close to Mr Roy say he will only leave on condition of Tony… Read More ›
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