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Shia Labeouf Reveals Next Performance Art Stunt: Self Respect
Hollywood actor Shia Labeouf shocked fans yesterday by announcing that for his next piece of performance art he would attempt to behave like a dignified adult. “Starting tomorrow I’m just going to do normal stuff,” he told reporters before… Read More ›
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Victoria Votes: The (un)Australian Endorses The Sex Party
Editorial Victoria is crying out for a government that listens, a government that communicates and responds to its stakeholders. The (un)Australian believes only Fiona Patten’s Australian Sex Party is in a position to provide the people of Victoria with this… Read More ›
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Scott Morrison Starts Petition To Sack David Johnston
The Minister for Immigration and Boarder Protection Scott Morrison has launched a petition on Change.Org for the prime minister to sack Defence Minister David Johnston. The move comes following Senator Johnston’s remark that he would not trust the Australian… Read More ›
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Halal Ham Boycott Threatens Christmas
In a possibly devastating move for retailers looking forward to traditional Christmas sales to bolster their books, anti-halal campaigners have threatened new action — demanding all retailers guarantee that all their Christmas hams are not halal certified. Those who don’t face a boycott… Read More ›
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Politician Apologises for Speaking Honestly
Defence Minister David Johnston has apologised over his comments regarding the government’s ship building company, admitting “there’s no room in federal politics for what a politician actually thinks”. Mr Johnston received criticism from both the Opposition and his own party over his statements… Read More ›
