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Michael Kroger Tipped To Become ABC Editor-In-Chief
Former Liberal Party Victorian state president and conservative commentator Michael Kroger is firming as the favourite to replace ABC managing director Mark Scott in Scott’s role as ABC editor-in-chief. The appointment comes after the ABC’s commission of audit recommended breaking… Read More ›
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State Begs for Peace From Citizens, After Justifying Violence Against Citizens
The Governor of Missouri in the United States, Jay Nixon, has pleaded with the citizens of Ferguson, to exercise “peace and restraint” following a Grand Jury’s decision that police officer Darren Wilson was not himself required to exercise those values…. Read More ›
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Team Australia Officially Certified Dumb Racists
In response to news that anti-Islam campaigners in Australia are urging a boycott of all Australian products with offical halal certification, the World Association for Monitoring Racist Idiocy (WAMRI) has officially certified Team Australia as containing The World’s Dumbest Racists…. Read More ›
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Hundreds of ABC Staff To Be Efficiency Dividended
More than 400 staff are to be “efficiency dividended”, ABC managing director Mark Scott announced today, as part of implemented the federal government’s imposed $254 million efficiency dividends on the national broadcaster over five years. The news came after finance… Read More ›
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Missing Teen Feared To Have Joined ISIS Found Drinking On Oval
Admitting his alibi “seriously overshot the mark” a Sydney teenager has been grounded indefinitely after it was discovered he only told his parents he was in Syria so he could attend a friend’s birthday party. An international investigation involving the… Read More ›
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Anarchist Can’t Believe Posters Yet to Overthrow Capitalism
Stunned by the failure of his multiple posters explaining with simple slogans and graphics how capitalism is an fundamentally unjust system based on dehumanising exploitation threatening the total destruction of the planet, Newtown-based anarchist Michael Roberts admitted he was running out… Read More ›
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