In the wake of protests by a number of members and supporters, literary organisation, the PEN American Centre has announced that the ironically awkwardly named “2015 PEN/Toni and James C. Goodale Freedom of Expression Courage Award”, which was originally to… Read More ›
Arts
Cody Simpson Replaces Zayn Malik As Fifth Member Of One Direction
Gold Coast pop sensation and anti-vaccination campaigner Cody Simpson has been unveiled as the fifth member of One Direction. Founding member of the band, Zayn Malik, was forced to leave the group earlier this month after exhibiting behavioural traits conducive… Read More ›
Cynthia Lennon Back With John In Afterlife: Beatles Fans To Help Yoko Live Forever
Fans of the 1960s version of One Direction have called on scientists and religious leaders to help the woman blamed for the original “Zayn Malik Fiasco” to achieve immortality. Yoko Ono is alleged to have stolen John Lennon in 1968… Read More ›
Outrage Over Grape Joke At Deaf Festival
Organisers of the annual Deaf Festival have apologized to outraged twitter users who ‘misheard’ a joke told by someone they’d never seen at an event they didn’t attend. A second apology was issued a few moments later after people without impaired… Read More ›
QLD Police Twitter Account Wins Raw Comedy
The social media department of the Queensland Police Service has won The Melbourne International Comedy Festival’s Open Mic Comedy Competition. The annual contest has launched the careers of many household names including Josh Thomas, Hannah Gadsby and that guy who… Read More ›
Jeremy Clarkson World First: Too Big Of An Arsehole For Showbiz
Jeremy Clarkson has managed to do the unthinkable by having too big of an ego, treating staffers too poorly and even being too much of an arsehole to be able to function in show business. The 54 year old broadcaster… Read More ›