The hottest richest white people on the planet are gathering in Hollywood this morning to congratulate themselves on another year of showing the rest of the world how accurate Karl Marx’s predictions were. The annual conference is held in downtown… Read More ›
Pete McLeod, a 26-year-old Sydney University sociology tutor, truly believes his constant playing of his ukulele at any conceivable opportunity is all part of his “fun, quirky charm”, friends say. “Yeah, given any excuse, Pete will pull out his ukulele and… Read More ›
Controversial Liberal Senator Cory Bernardi has penned a lengthy and overwhelmingly positive review of Sam Taylor-Johnson’s blockbuster 50 Shades of Grey. In a 1200 word critique posted on Rotten Tomatoes, the South Australian politician praised the film for its realistic… Read More ›
The author of the classic “To Kill A Mockingbird”, Harper Lee, has shocked fans by admitting that her upcoming novel will be a work of fan fiction based on characters from the popular vampire fiction franchise “Twilight”. “I know people were hoping… Read More ›
Rene Zellweger arrived for the premier of The Slap on Monday, and was completely unrecognisable from her previous public appearance where she was unrecognisable, but this time she looked a bit like an unrecognisable Uma Thurman. She called herself Uma,… Read More ›
After the confusion of winning The Asian Cup, Australia woke up yesterday to the news that it was all an act and is actually still part of Europe. Austria discovered the mistake and rectified the error immediately. ‘We have put Greece… Read More ›
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