Australia remains in mourning after Alan Bond, the nation’s most famous sufferer of amnesia, passed away on Friday aged 77 in Perth. Mr Bond was famous for a few things in his life, including winning the America’s Cup, ripping off $1.2 billion… Read More ›
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Nerds Commit Biggest Financial Fraud In History In Lamest Way Possible
Barclays, Citigroup, J.P. Morgan and the Royal Bank of Scotland plead guilty on Wednesday to distorting foreign exchange markets in what the US Justice department has described as “the biggest financial scandal since the last one”. A fifth bank, UBS,… Read More ›
The (un)Australian’s Guide To How The 2015 Budget Will Affect Your Ugly Family
Everyone knows the budget is the most important federal document to ever be entrusted in Joe Hockey’s meaty paw. Class warfare is a zero sum game and the budget determines whether you arm yourself for revolution or tell a bunch… Read More ›
Economic Downturn Causes Rise In Beach Homelessness
The latest economic data has highlighted that middle Australia is doing it tougher than ever before. New figures have shown that in the wake of tanking commodity prices, thousands of Australians are in danger of having to sell their beach homes…. Read More ›
Coles Denies Cashing In With Anzac Highway Store
Coles Supermarkets CEO John Durkan has rejected claims the retail giant maintains its Marion store in Adelaide’s southwest merely to profit from links to the RSL. Mr Durkan said the site was chosen many years ago and its close proximity to… Read More ›
ATO In Meltdown As Thousands Of Multinationals Pay Tax
The Australian Taxation Office has been forced to shut down its entire IT system after a sophisticated computer virus resulted in thousands of positive tax returns being submitted in what panicked public servants are describing in colourful words of no more than… Read More ›