To celebrate the launch of her brand new joke book, ”Jokes And Joy”, The (un)Australian has reached out to prominent West Australian Gina Rinehart and asked her to write a few jokes. What an honour it is for the (un)Australian… Read More ›
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ScoMo Tells Colleagues To Not Worry About Facebook As Jen Told Him That The Girls Prefer Snapchat
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told his distraught colleagues to not worry too much about Facebook as his wife Jen told him that the girls prefer to use Snapchat. “I would say to my colleagues and the people… Read More ›
Sky News Defends It’s New Talk Show Hitler And Friends
Niche cable channel Sky News Australia has defended their new talk show Hitler and friends claiming the show is merely a former Dictator talking to his pals about how the World could be improved. ”The so-called ‘PC police’ are jumping… Read More ›
Sky News Australia Calls On Their Viewers All 6 Of Them To Storm The US Consulate
Niche News station Sky News Australia has called on their viewers, all 6 of them to storm the US consulate in an effort to protest the American election result. ”We need our viewers to get out on the streets and… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Stunned To Learn That Gladys Has Gone On Holiday Without An Official Photographer
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has remarked to colleagues that he’s stunned that NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has gone on holiday and done so without an official photographer. ”The PM was baffled when he heard the news that Gladys… Read More ›
NSW Police Pledge To Strip Search Every 12 Year Old In The State In An Effort To Stamp Out Corona
The NSW Police force have pledged to make amends for their quarantine bungle over the weekend in which 2 German tourists were allowed to on travel to Melbourne, by strip searching every 12 year old child in the State, in… Read More ›