The NSW Police force have pledged to make amends for their quarantine bungle over the weekend in which 2 German tourists were allowed to on travel to Melbourne, by strip searching every 12 year old child in the State, in an effort to stamp out the Corona virus.
“We realise that we made an error over the weekend so to make up for it our officers will be working overtime,” said a Spokesperson for NSW Police. ”Starting Monday all 12 year old’s in the State will be strip searched.”
“Now, if the kiddies would like to report to their local police station we can do it there or our officers are more than willing to search them where ever they come across them.”
When asked why the Police force was prioritising strip searching children rather than going after real criminals, the Police Spokesperson said: ”Well, children rarely have access to lawyers.”
“Besides if we get them young they will fear and respect us. Cause that’s all we want a little bit of respect.”
“Now, if you’ll excuse me I heard there’s a group of unruly kids near Luna Park, I’d best get the riot squad there.”
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