Prime Minister ScoMo has told the women of Australia to forget about a consent app and instead go out and get themselves a marriage certificate instead. ”There’s nothing wrong with the good old marriage certificate,” said the Prime Minister. ”Heck,… Read More ›
The Federal Police have been called in to investigate the disappearance of Attorney General Christian Porter who has not been seen or heard from since last Friday. ”At this stage we are treating this as a missing persons case,” said… Read More ›
The NSW Police force have pledged to make amends for their quarantine bungle over the weekend in which 2 German tourists were allowed to on travel to Melbourne, by strip searching every 12 year old child in the State, in… Read More ›
The government has introduced a new $10,000 fine for passengers who don’t manspread on buses and trains in a bid to slow down the transmission of the coronavirus. “Any person who sits down on public transport and doesn’t whack their… Read More ›
Wednesday morning traffic was ground to a halt in Sydney as a man climbed onto the Sydney Harbour Bridge, closing multiple lanes of traffic. As the NSW Police cordoned off lanes, they struggled to manage the situation, deciding to bring… Read More ›
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