The Federal Police have been called in to investigate the disappearance of Attorney General Christian Porter who has not been seen or heard from since last Friday.
”At this stage we are treating this as a missing persons case,” said a Spokesperson for the AFP. ”Anyone who has seen or heard from Mr Porter is encouraged to come forward and help us with our investigation.”
When asked why they were so sure the Attorney General was missing, the Spokesperson said: ”Well it’s out of character to go so long without hearing from or about him in the press.”
“He was due at the High Court on Monday for a swearing in ceremony and it is highly unusual for an Attorney General to miss those.”
Anyone who has any information on Christian Porter is asked to call Crime Stoppers on: 1800 333 000
Mark Williamson
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