Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has demanded that the national broadcaster the ABC rework their popular show, Q&A to remove the Q portion of the show and simply have it be all about the A. “I think for too long… Read More ›
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Barnaby Asks The AFP To Raid A Few Offices And Find Him A Couple Of Good Sorts
Former Special Envoy for the Man Drought Barnaby Joyce has called upon the Australian Federal Police to raid a few offices and wrangle him up a couple of good sorts who would be able to ‘work’ under him. “Since Vicki… Read More ›
AFP Raids Matthias Cormann’s Office In Search For Dodgy Calculator
The Australian Federal Police has raided Minister for Finance Matthias Cormann’s parliamentary office in what insiders are claiming is a search to locate the dodgy calculator that the Senator used to calculate the numbers for the Minister for the Dark… Read More ›
“Only Room For One Bigmouth In My Office” Says Michaelia Cash
Michaelia Cash has fired the staffer who alerted the media to AFP raids on the Australian Workers Union stating that her offices were not big enough for the both of them. “I loudly deny that I have a policy of… Read More ›
AFP Claims Altruism Behind Its Support Of Sri Lankan Police Department
Questions dog the government’s use of the Australian Federal Police (AFP) as a tool to execute behind the scenes foreign policy objectives by supporting the notorious Sri Lankan Criminal Investigation Department (CID). In the usual show of solidarity in foreign… Read More ›
Missing Teen Feared To Have Joined ISIS Found Drinking On Oval
Admitting his alibi “seriously overshot the mark” a Sydney teenager has been grounded indefinitely after it was discovered he only told his parents he was in Syria so he could attend a friend’s birthday party. An international investigation involving the… Read More ›
