The Federal Police have been called in to investigate the disappearance of Attorney General Christian Porter who has not been seen or heard from since last Friday. ”At this stage we are treating this as a missing persons case,” said… Read More ›
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BREAKING: Dutton Reported Missing Federal Police Searching All Potato Processing Plants
Minister for the dark arts Peter Dutton has been reported missing by the Nation’s media with the Federal Police called in to search all potato processing plants in the country. “We haven’t heard from Minister Dutton for a couple of… Read More ›
John Howard’s Eyebrows Given 24/7 Police Protection
Former Australian Prime Minister John Winston Howard’s eyebrows have been given 24/7 police protection to protect them from potentially being targeted by protesters. ”We have received word that an attack is planned on the former Prime Minister’s eyebrows,” said a… Read More ›
Dutton Sends Elf On The Shelf To Manus Island
Minister for the Dark Arts and wanna be Prime Minister Peter Dutton announced this morning that: “He had released an all-points bulletin to the AFP and his own private army Border Force to round up all these ‘Elf on the… Read More ›
Man Who Walked Out On The Apology To The Stolen Generation Unsurprisingly Against Aboriginal Recognition In The Constitution
The Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton best known for that time that he walked out of the house of representatives prior to the apology to the stolen generation has unsurprisingly came out against Aboriginal recognition in the constitution…. Read More ›
Dutton Demands The ABC Rework Q&A So That It’s Just A
Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has demanded that the national broadcaster the ABC rework their popular show, Q&A to remove the Q portion of the show and simply have it be all about the A. “I think for too long… Read More ›
