The NSW Police force have pledged to make amends for their quarantine bungle over the weekend in which 2 German tourists were allowed to on travel to Melbourne, by strip searching every 12 year old child in the State, in… Read More ›
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Manspreading Compulsory Under New Social Distancing Law
The government has introduced a new $10,000 fine for passengers who don’t manspread on buses and trains in a bid to slow down the transmission of the coronavirus. “Any person who sits down on public transport and doesn’t whack their… Read More ›
Victorian Police Brought In To Deal With Sydney Harbour Bridge Climber
Wednesday morning traffic was ground to a halt in Sydney as a man climbed onto the Sydney Harbour Bridge, closing multiple lanes of traffic. As the NSW Police cordoned off lanes, they struggled to manage the situation, deciding to bring… Read More ›
Pringles Listed As A Class 1 Narcotic As People Unable To Stop After They Pop
Shares in Pringles chips are down following the government’s decision to list the product as a class 1 narcotic. The move comes after a spate of people were unable to stop consuming the chip after they pop the top… Read More ›
Hanson Attacks New Threat Of Elderly Extremists
Newly elected Senator and terrorism expert Pauline Hanson has warned of the threat posed by elderly extremists (EEs) after a man in his 60s set his car on fire in a bid to blow up the ironically named Merrylands Police Station…. Read More ›
Police Say Neighbourly Love Will Stop Drug Epidemic
Police across the nation are taking up the Prime Minister’s baton to promote an initiative to combat illicit drug use which they say has got out of control as unemployment has climbed and boredom has set in across the suburbs… Read More ›
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