Porter To Trade IR Laws For ‘A Younger Model’

Australia’s Attorney General and aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Christian Porter has announced that he intends to trade in Australia’s current Industrial Relations laws for a much younger model.

“It gets to a point in every countries life when they get bored with what they’ve got,” said Minister Porter. “They want something, younger, sleeker, dare I say it sexier.”

“Sure, we as a country could play the field or swing for awhile but maybe’s it time to look at something else.”

When asked whether the Government’s tinkering could lead towards a return of the election losing work choices legislation, Minister Porter said: “Whoa, whoa, whoa, don’t go pulling the work choices card on me, babe.”

“We’re just having a good time, getting to know one another, be cool, be cool.”

“Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go and meet an IR lawyer in person who I connected with through Tinder. Don’t tell 4 Corners or my wife though.”

Mark Williamson


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