Column: Gina Rinehart’s Jokes And Joys

To celebrate the launch of her brand new joke book, ”Jokes And Joy”, The (un)Australian has reached out to prominent West Australian Gina Rinehart and asked her to write a few jokes.

What an honour it is for the (un)Australian to have me write a guest column for them, promoting my new gift to Australia – the book ‘Jokes and Joy’!

Those that know me, know that I have a wicked sense of humour. Take my children … please!!!

See what I did there? Now, please enjoy below a few of my favourite rib-ticklers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was MINE!

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? Too many! Bloody unions trying to drive poor innocent billionaires broke with their damn work, health and safety requirements!!!

Sing like nobody is listening. Dance like nobody is watching and talk like the mainstream media are obedient and hang off your every word!

A rose by any other name is a money-grabbing thief who should be sued out of existence!

What do you call a worker with more than minimum wage in their pay cheque? Overpaid.

I could sit here all day penning this column, however I’m not being paid. So, for more jokes and witty memes, please buy my book.

It’s a steal at only $750 dollars! As well, all money raised will go towards Charity, (which is the name of my new super yacht).

Gina Rinehart’s book will be available in all good book stores and made compulsory reading for all school-aged children.

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