ScoMo Tells Women To Wear Ankle Length Skirts So As Not To Tempt Andrew Laming

Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has called upon the Nation’s women to never wear any skirts shorter than ankle length, so as to not tempt his colleague Andrew Laming to up-skirt them.

”The Ladies of Australia need to realise that actions have consequences,” said the PM. ”Whether it is what they wear or how much they drink they need to take men into account when making these decisions.”

“I want everyone in Australia to feel safe at all times, this applies as much to men as it does women.

When asked why he was putting the onus on women to look after themselves as opposed to men to behave better, the PM said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”

”Walk a mile in Andrew Laming’s shoes, it’s not easy for him being sneered at, being questioned every time he pulls out his phone.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to the happiest place in the World, Engadine Maccas, well happy for me, not so much for the cleaning staff.”

Mark Williamson


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