Leader of the Palmer United Party and dinosaur enthusiast Clive Palmer has today announced that Palmer United Party Senator Jacqui Lambie has been demoted from head class clown to deputy class clown. The move follows weeks of tension between Lambie and… Read More ›
Kim Kardashian’s arse has come out in favour of yesterday’s joint US-China announcement of an emissions control deal. The deal has been widely heralded as an important first step for world-wide consensus on climate change. Kim Kardashian’s arse said it’s… Read More ›
Canberra is in a state of crisis after shocking revelations surfaced that, far from being the exact science everyone thought it was, body language analysis consists mostly of conjecture and speculation. The great shock was unveiled by former body language… Read More ›
Police have rushed to assure the public there was no need for panic after the discovery of explosive chemicals and weapons at the house of a 32-year-old Brisbane man, declaring they could confirm the arrested man “was not a Muslim”…. Read More ›
The Australian’s Media Editor Sharri Markson has hit back at claims that she was evicted from Hoyts Cinema Northlands after repeatedly ignoring requests from cinema staff to cease talking during the movie. On Thursday The Age reported that security had… Read More ›
The Western Sydney suburb of Bankstown was yesterday declared to be Terra Nullius following its discovery by Attorney General George Brandis on Monday. Minister Brandis QC, who is also a Senator, found that there was no evidence of a pre-existing… Read More ›
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