Infamous comedy troupe, The Chaser Flagship current affairs program, the 7.30 Report is under fire from conservative political commentators for a controversial sketch aired last Tuesday. Introduced by Craig Reucassel Leigh Sales, the 5 minute sketch proceeded to show a photoshopped picture… Read More ›
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Clive Palmer Demotes Jacqui Lambie To Deputy Class Clown
Leader of the Palmer United Party and dinosaur enthusiast Clive Palmer has today announced that Palmer United Party Senator Jacqui Lambie has been demoted from head class clown to deputy class clown. The move follows weeks of tension between Lambie and… Read More ›
Kim Kardashian’s Arse Applauds US-China Emissions Deal
Kim Kardashian’s arse has come out in favour of yesterday’s joint US-China announcement of an emissions control deal. The deal has been widely heralded as an important first step for world-wide consensus on climate change. Kim Kardashian’s arse said it’s… Read More ›
Body Language Expert: Basically We Make All Of It Up
Canberra is in a state of crisis after shocking revelations surfaced that, far from being the exact science everyone thought it was, body language analysis consists mostly of conjecture and speculation. The great shock was unveiled by former body language… Read More ›
Relief After Man With Bombs Confirmed As White
Police have rushed to assure the public there was no need for panic after the discovery of explosive chemicals and weapons at the house of a 32-year-old Brisbane man, declaring they could confirm the arrested man “was not a Muslim”…. Read More ›
Sharri Markson Denies Being Evicted From Cinema
The Australian’s Media Editor Sharri Markson has hit back at claims that she was evicted from Hoyts Cinema Northlands after repeatedly ignoring requests from cinema staff to cease talking during the movie. On Thursday The Age reported that security had… Read More ›