Tributes continue to pour in for inventor of the dad joke Iva Biggin, who died tragically after being torn apart by a bear at the zoo, most hoping that he now rests in pieces. “We’re very sad because we’ve lost… Read More ›
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Once Proud Stubby Holder Reduced To Desk Duties
A stubby holder that was once a vital participant in legendary nights of drinking and carousing has recently been forced to eke out a miserable existence sitting by the computer holding pens and pencils. “I’m meant to be clasping the… Read More ›
Dutton Defends Hiring Controversial Death Eaters To Guard Manus Island
Beleaguered Opposition leader Peter Dutton has defended his time in office as head of home affairs, including his controversial decision to hire death eaters to guard Manus Island. ”My record as head of home affairs was beyond reproach,” cried the… Read More ›
Dutton Claims Chernobyl’s Thriving Tourism Business Proof Australia Needs A Nuclear Industry
Australian Opposition leader, the Dark Lord Peter Dutton, has called on Australia to go nuclear in order to boost the tourism industry, after hearing the news that the Chernobyl nuclear site was seeing a boom in tourism. ”Anthony Albanese needs… Read More ›
Sussan Ley Considering A Sspill Against Dutton
The Coalition’s lead spokesperson for numerology Susssan Ley has refused to rule out launching a challenge for Peter Dutton’s faltering leadership via a leadership sspill. ”At this stage I have no comment on whether I will challenge Peter to a… Read More ›
Sky News Blames Cost Of Living For Their Low Rating Shows
Niche news network Sky News Australia have blamed Australia’s rising cost of living as the reason for their shows rating so poorly. ”Interest rates and energy prices are going up, so the poor Aussie battler can barely afford to turn… Read More ›
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