Doctors have botched a potentially lucrative feel good story after declaring that a teen injured in a car crash “will probably be able to walk again”. Injured in a horrific car crash on Thursday Night, Jordan Norwood, 17, is currently… Read More ›
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Hand Towel Dispenser Refilled In Public Toilet
In news that has sent shock waves through the local community, a public toilet in the suburb of Glebe had its hand towel dispenser refilled sometime over the weekend. Jonathan Bridges used the public toilet at Foley Park in Glebe… Read More ›
Not Again! Cadbury Launches Cheese And Onion Chocolate
Cadbury has announced it will introduce more flavours to compliment the limited edition Vegemite-flavoured Dairy Milk block set for launch next month, starting with cheese and onion in July. In what is widely seen as payback for the federal government’s withdrawal… Read More ›
Glenn McGrath Shoots Last White Rhino In Honour Of New Baby
Former Australian cricketer Glenn McGrath and his second wife Sara have announced they are expecting their first child together. McGrath had a vasectomy in 2003 but he took various steps to reverse the procedure including sacrificing half the African veldt… Read More ›
International Awareness of Awareness Raisers Raising Awareness Day
It has been announced that Friday the 22nd of May will be the first annual International Awareness of Awareness Raisers Raising Awareness Day. The day was organised by Awareness Raisers International and the purpose is to raise awareness of all… Read More ›
Vladimir Putin Marries Pippa Middleton
In what is being seen as a very clever diplomatic move, Russian strongman and old-fashioned love machine Vladimir Putin has today wed Pippa Middleton in a glittering ceremony at the Kremlin. The (un)Australian today spoke with Professor Rhys-Rhys McStephens… Read More ›
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