Amid unprecedented scenes of national mourning, United States authorities have announced a state funeral for all the glass windows smashed in the outbreak of violence in the Maryland city of Baltimore since Monday night. What began as a standard, run-of-the-mill cycle of police killing a… Read More ›
The overnight execution of eight heroin smugglers has caused Indonesia’s heroin problem to instantly disappear. “Up until yesterday this place was just crawling with junkies but now they’re all gone”, said ABC Jakarta reporter Helen Winthrop. “I give top marks… Read More ›
Patrons of the inner city nightclub complex “Ivy” have lodged a noise complaint with NSW police over an incessant “bugle type” noise at approximately 4.30am on Saturday morning. Jayson from Bondi told The (un) Australian “I was having my early… Read More ›
A proud Raymond Daglish, a 29-year-old blogger living with his parents in Edgecliff in Sydney’s east, has today declared God “finally dead and buried” after he exposed the 7968th inconsistency in the Bible. Daglish, who has been unemployed since dropping out… Read More ›
The Republic of Ireland’s decision to allow a May referendum on same-sex marriage is believed to be responsible for the wild weather that caused pandemonium in Sydney this week. There were five deaths in Newcastle and the Hunter Valley and much… Read More ›
An un-updated iPhone is believed to be responsible for the abuse of a Perth commuter going unrecorded and failing to make internet sensations of the protagonists. Neil Burns who witnessed the incident from several seats away said the Perth confrontation was much… Read More ›
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