The federal government’s controversial education reviewer, Dr Kevin Donnelly has recommended all schoolchildren be caged as part of a wide-ranging review of discipline in the nation’s public schools. The former teacher and ex-Liberal party staffer says incarceration needs to be… Read More ›
Jesus Christ of Nazareth will be pursuing a defamation suit against Andrew Bolt after the controversial columnist compared the former carpenter to reviled figures including the Reclaim Australia protesters, a spokesperson for the Kingdom of God has confirmed. Channel 10,… Read More ›
The most boring man in Erskineville died from the 36 stab wounds he received at The Erko on Thursday night after repeatedly attempting to get plaudits for his annual Good Friday joke[sic]. There were up to 200 people in the main bar at… Read More ›
Ice cream distributor Mr Whippy has been sued for 10 million pounds by Prince Charles for copyright infringement due to the company’s use of the song “Greensleeves”, originally written by King Henry the Eighth. “Charles is doing this because he… Read More ›
As the world mourned a new tragedy with a plane crashing in southern France killing all of its 150 passengers, Malaysian Airlines representatives were releasing sighs of relief rather than press release when it was revealed the plane belonged to budget airline Germanwings… Read More ›
Chocolate cafe Max Brenner have made plans to stage their own terror attack in an effort to compete with rival chocolate shop Lindt Cafe. A spokesperson for Max Brenner said: “The past three months have been really bad for us — sales… Read More ›
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