A prominent anti-halal campaigner has expressed shock and dismay after discovering that you can’t actually just go around making up random shit to defame an entire religious group. The moment of shocking realisation came for Kerrie Bigot, who runs the… Read More ›
Warringah Local Council has successfully passed a law that now requires all parents and guardians in leafy affluent suburb of Seaforth to only pick up school kids in vehicles with four wheel drive capability. “The reason you haven’t heard anything… Read More ›
Qantas has warned that it is about to get tough on ugly people who try to enter any of its airport business lounges. From April 1, lounge managers will exercise their right to refuse entry to those who don’t meet minimum standards of… Read More ›
On day five of its Good Government initiative, the federal government has announced its entry into the reality television market, launching a new show with Channel 7 this Sunday night called My Submarine Rules. As the name suggests, the show… Read More ›
Former lead singer of Australian band Noiseworks, Jon Stevens, has reportedly auditioned to be considered as American singer and domestic violence advocate Chris Brown’s opening act on his next Australian tour. Stevens took the unusual step of auditioning to be… Read More ›
After the confusion of winning The Asian Cup, Australia woke up yesterday to the news that it was all an act and is actually still part of Europe. Austria discovered the mistake and rectified the error immediately. ‘We have put Greece… Read More ›
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