Building worker Frankie Jameson looked at his boss in a “a quite unsettling fashion”, according to the interim report of the Royal Commission into Trade Union Governance and Corruption released in December. In one of many damning findings of thuggery… Read More ›
Women across Australia have expressed relief at the news that the person at the centre of the Prime Minister’s ‘knight-gate’ is indeed a woman. The Prime Minister’s Chief of Staff, Peta Credlin, has been held responsible for the knighting of… Read More ›
Queenslanders have been left pondering their state affairs today after discovering that pretty much anyone can be Premier. The former corruption commissioner and agony aunt, Tony Fitzgerald QC, DC, XP, warned voters, ‘Anyone can be Premier, even people.’ In… Read More ›
Prince Philip has expressed profound disappointment at his recent demotion to a knight, advising that he intends to fight the appointment. “I’m taking the matter to Fair Work Australia,” he said. “I’m a prince goddammit, not a knight. Am I… Read More ›
A smart person is unsure whether she can meet her friends’ demands and go three days without sharing an article from The Guardian or tweeting how awful Rupert Murdoch is. Contemplating her half-fused soy macchiato whilst staring at the mash… Read More ›
Eight-year-old Penrith boy Jack Carter is tonight being cared for by the Department of Community Services after neighbours reported that his 41-year-old father Adam had never sat him down in front of the TV to watch the original Star Wars… Read More ›
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