The Australian’s media editor Sharri Markson has won the prestigious Walkley award for investigative journalism for her exposẻ on the left-wing bias of university academics. In October, Markson, who was yet to learn of the existence of mature age students,… Read More ›
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Government Declares First No Go Zone, You’ll Never Guess Where They Picked!
The Australian Government has declared the first no go zone for Australian travelers under its new foreign fighters legislation and in an upset, Bali has beaten out firm favourite’s Syria and Iraq. A spokesperson for the Federal Government justified the… Read More ›
Homeless To Be Given Credit Card Processing Facilities
Plans for an inner city council to give the homeless credit card processing facilities in order to help them get change for the bus has been met with outrage by local residents. A council spokesperson defended the decision by saying,… Read More ›
Greg Hunt Defends Exclusion From Climate Talks: ‘Not Really My Area Of Expertise’
Federal Environment Minister Greg Hunt has endorsed the representation of Australia at climate change talks in Peru later this month by the Foreign Minister Julie Bishop and Trade and Investment Minister Andrew Robb. “Yes, my job as environment minister is… Read More ›
Religious Leaders Unite To End Slavery Labeling It ‘Almost As Bad As Gay Marriage’
Religious leaders have signed a monumental agreement to work towards ending modern day slavery with Pope Francis stating that “forced jobs, prostitution and organ trafficking (are) a crime against humanity, almost on par with two dudes shacking-up.” The Pope was joined… Read More ›
Lazarus to Pyne: ‘Take A Hint!’
In what appears to be a very bad day for Christopher Pyne, Senator Glenn Lazarus has publicly rebuffed the education minister’s text-ual advances. “Please, meet me for coffee or a drink” Mr Pyne sent Lazarus in a text message sighted… Read More ›