Canberra is in a state of crisis after shocking revelations surfaced that, far from being the exact science everyone thought it was, body language analysis consists mostly of conjecture and speculation. The great shock was unveiled by former body language… Read More ›
Police have rushed to assure the public there was no need for panic after the discovery of explosive chemicals and weapons at the house of a 32-year-old Brisbane man, declaring they could confirm the arrested man “was not a Muslim”…. Read More ›
The Australian’s Media Editor Sharri Markson has hit back at claims that she was evicted from Hoyts Cinema Northlands after repeatedly ignoring requests from cinema staff to cease talking during the movie. On Thursday The Age reported that security had… Read More ›
Former Queensland Premier Wayne Goss, who I’ve just heard about today has died after a long battle with some kind of disease. Mr Goss served as Premier of Queensland from December 1989 until February 1996, a period I was alive… Read More ›
Peter White, a 27 year old politically Liberal man, has expressed confusion as to why Julien Blanc had his visa discontinued last Thursday night. “Australia is a Liberal Democracy” Mr White informed the (Un)Australian, “people should be free to express… Read More ›
Liberal Senator and twitter superstar Cory Bernardi has this week caused controversy after appearing to endorse a husband’s right to put his wife in a headlock in order to restrain them, whilst hearing evidence at a Parliamentary inquiry into domestic… Read More ›
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