Peter White, a 27 year old politically Liberal man, has expressed confusion as to why Julien Blanc had his visa discontinued last Thursday night. “Australia is a Liberal Democracy” Mr White informed the (Un)Australian, “people should be free to express… Read More ›
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Cory Bernardi: Twitter Superstar!
Liberal Senator and twitter superstar Cory Bernardi has this week caused controversy after appearing to endorse a husband’s right to put his wife in a headlock in order to restrain them, whilst hearing evidence at a Parliamentary inquiry into domestic… Read More ›
Kevin Rudd Photographed with Alex from Target
Former Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has been photographed with internet celebrity colloquially known as “Alex From Target.” Mr Rudd, who yesterday attended the funeral of former Labor Prime Minister Gough Whitlam was travelling back to Cambridge Massachusetts where he… Read More ›
Whincup’s Bathurst Holden finally euthanised
While the Ford champagne corks were popping during Chaz Mostert’s thrilling Bathurst 500 win last October, a terrible tragedy quietly took place in the Red Bull Racing team stables. Against the advice of the trainer and team vets, Jamie Whincup thrashed the Holden… Read More ›
George Brandis Arrives in Bankstown, Declares Terra Nullius
The Western Sydney suburb of Bankstown was yesterday declared to be Terra Nullius following its discovery by Attorney General George Brandis on Monday. Minister Brandis QC, who is also a Senator, found that there was no evidence of a pre-existing… Read More ›
Anti-Halloween Man Laments Lack Of Trick Or Treaters To Lecture
Matthew Bridge, a 33-year-old man from Marrickville, Sydney, was well-prepared for any local kids out trick-or treating on Friday evening, but was gravely disappointment at being denied the chance to deliver a lecture on “the insidious growth of American cultural… Read More ›