Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing is reportedly livid at his staff after learning that they booked him into a meeting of the National cabinet on Friday thus cutting short his weekend. ”The PM is not the type to fly… Read More ›
Politics
Acting NSW Premier Barilaro Orders All Koalas Slaughtered And Turned Into Masks
Acting NSW Premier John Barilaro has issued an executive order for all of the State’s Koalas to be slaughtered and turned in to masks to be made available for a slight fee to the needy. ”When Gladys ordered the entire… Read More ›
Berjiklian Tells Northern Beaches That The Only Reason To Leave The House Is To Gamble
NSW Premier (for now) Gladys Berejiklian has told residents locked down in the State’s Northern Beaches that the only reason for them to leave their house is to gamble at a nearby RSL or Casino. “‘We need to get on… Read More ›
Christensen Pleads With The PM To Open Up A Travel Bubble With The Philippines
The Government’s member for Manila George Christensen has pleaded with the PM to start working quickly on establishing a travel bubble between Australia and the Philippines, claiming lives are on the line. “It’s been a bloody long time since some… Read More ›
Hanson Tells Unemployed One Nation Supporters That She Wasn’t Talking About Them But Rather The Other Unemployed People
One Nation leader Senator Pauline Hanson has sought to clarify comments she made in the Senate yesterday by telling her supporters that she was not talking about them but rather other unemployed people. “To my dear One Nation supporters when… Read More ›
Porter To Trade IR Laws For ‘A Younger Model’
Australia’s Attorney General and aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Christian Porter has announced that he intends to trade in Australia’s current Industrial Relations laws for a much younger model. “It gets to a point in every countries life when they… Read More ›
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