NSW Premier (for now) Gladys Berejiklian has told residents locked down in the State’s Northern Beaches that the only reason for them to leave their house is to gamble at a nearby RSL or Casino.
“‘We need to get on top of this latest outbreak so I make no apologies for the harsh conditions that I have placed the Northern Beaches under,” said the Premier. “From midnight tonight the only reason to leave the house is to gamble.”
“If you need exercise walk or run to your nearest RSL, food then grab some complimentary nuts whilst playing the pokies.”
When asked why the Premier was placing gambling above all else, Gladys Berejiklian said: ”I am putting the health of my citizens a close second I’ll have you know.”
”The poor gambling industry has suffered a lot this year. So, I call on NSW residents to give back to an industry that has given so much to State coffers.”
“Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to wrangle some pensioners down to Avalon RSL, it’s been deep cleaned you know.”
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