The Government’s member for Manila George Christensen has pleaded with the PM to start working quickly on establishing a travel bubble between Australia and the Philippines, claiming lives are on the line.
“It’s been a bloody long time since some of us have been over to the Philippines, somewhat of a dry spell you could say,” said the member for Dawson. “The Prime Minister has to step in on this, people’s sex lives are in the balance.”
“Not to mention the poor bloody Manila girls ping pong team, who’ve had no adoring fans at their shows recently.”
When asked why he seemed to put in more work advocating for the Philippines than his own electorate, Mr. Christensen said: “As the Minister for Foreign Affairs at large it’s my job to look after the welfare of other countries ladies.”
“You think Marise Payne is trawling the red light districts bars to ensure that young female sex workers are being supported and paid?”
“Exactly, that’s why it’s up to me old mate Georgey boy to get on the job, err…I mean do the job.”
“Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to Engadine Maccas to see if I can catch the Prime Minister.”
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