The Member for Warringah Tony Abbott has been tipped to return to Cabinet as the acting Minister for Women following the unexpected resignation of the current Minister for Women Kelly O’Dwyer. “I will be honoured to take back the reigns… Read More ›
Politics
Palmer Texts All Australians Promising That He Will Deliver Them A Brexit
The front runner to appear on next year’s edition of the show I’m A Celebrity Get Me Outta Here Clive Palmer, has taken time out of his busy schedule of running from creditors to text each and every Australian citizen promising them… Read More ›
ScoMo Announces New Medal To Commemorate The Culture Wars
Prime Minister ScoMo has announced that his Government will strike a new medal to be awarded on Australia day, currently January 26th to commemorate the ongoing culture wars that his Government is fighting. “I think it’s time that we Aussies… Read More ›
Hanson To Pay The Unemployed 10c For Every One Nation Candidate That They Pick Up Off The Ground
Senator Pauline Hanson has proposed a new work for the dole scheme whereby the unemployed would be paid 10 cents for every One Nation candidate that they pick up off the ground and take to a council depot to be… Read More ›
National Party Regroup To Focus On Appealing To Their Base ‘The Swinging Voter’
The National party has bandied together and pledged to put the year 2018 behind them and focus on getting back to basics and appealing to their base, the swinging voter. “Last year we drifted off track and off message and… Read More ›
Abbott Thrilled To Receive Lump of Coal in Christmas Stocking
Ex-PM Tony Abbott has talked of his excitement about opening his stocking on Christmas morning to find a lump of coal stuffed in there. “I’ve been a bit of a prick all year, just trying to make it on Santa’s… Read More ›
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